Pro-Tip #29

If you have an ice cream maker, you can pretty much just pour in a gallon of egg nog to get egg nog ice cream.

Pro-Tip #28

French toast is made by dipping bread in a spiced milk and egg mixture. Egg nog is a spiced milk and egg nog mixture. Do the math.

Pro-Tip #27

The vast majority of store-bought egg nogs are meant to be cut with another beverage. Traditionally, this is supposed to be whiskey, but milk is also fine. If you don't add something to it, you're basically drinking nog concentrate. And no one wants that.

Pro-Tip #26

It is best to buy the best shoes, the best car, and the best bed that you can afford. You will be spending nearly 100% of your life in one of the three, so comfort is something worth splurging on.