Pro-Tip #28

French toast is made by dipping bread in a spiced milk and egg mixture. Egg nog is a spiced milk and egg nog mixture. Do the math.

Pro-Tip #27

The vast majority of store-bought egg nogs are meant to be cut with another beverage. Traditionally, this is supposed to be whiskey, but milk is also fine. If you don't add something to it, you're basically drinking nog concentrate. And no one wants that.

Pro-Tip #26

It is best to buy the best shoes, the best car, and the best bed that you can afford. You will be spending nearly 100% of your life in one of the three, so comfort is something worth splurging on.

Pro-Tip #25

By and large, the thing that uses the most energy in your cell-phone is the vibration mechanism. Therefore, if you are a constant text messager, it might be wise to just turn the alarm for incoming messages off altogether. Sure, this might lead you to obsessively check your phone for new messages every few minutes, but most people do that anyways, even when they have the vibration on (in case they didn't feel it).

Pro-Tip #24

If you are the type of person to have house-plants, save some of the water left over when you boil potatoes or pasta. The nutrients now in the water make it excellent for watering things.

Pro-Tip #23

If you order orange juice at a restaurant and it's served over ice, that orange juice came out of a metal can.

Pro-Tip #22

If you have acne problems, and especially if your sleep face-down, it's a good idea to keep your pillowcases washed often, or have a set of clean towels you can set over your pillows before sleeping.